Re: Welcome to Snows Kitchen

by The Rocker Fri 17 Dec - 12:26

Im a GIRL dwarf in disguise really you know :hunt:
So its ok
Just dont tell the others my secret
Ive managed to keep it quiet for years now.....................................I wouldnt want to upset them you know,lol

by Bobtail Fri 17 Dec - 12:26

whats going on here, aaaaaachhhewwwwwwwwwwww anyone got a tissue..oh ok I will cuff it, snow white will not be pleased seeing all snobs on my sleeve..

by Matty Fri 17 Dec - 12:28

Oh Wicked one I know all about you.. the woman is a Witch not a Queen and she in dangerous wathc out

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by Matty Fri 17 Dec - 12:29

:11: Sneezy go and get a Kleenex or you will have Snow White shouting at you again

by Bobtail Fri 17 Dec - 12:31

A witch, I better go and find dopey and warn him, his a bit thick you know..

by stan Fri 17 Dec - 12:31

:hunt: Brrr cold out there think I'll nip in me shed for a quick one

by The Rocker Fri 17 Dec - 12:33

On NO
Dont let the old witch know Im really a girl
Pulls false beard back in place ...........................................and smiles

by Bobtail Fri 17 Dec - 12:33

That king is a dirty old so and so isnt he, I mean he will get all dirty in a shed.. :sneezy:

by Rose Fri 17 Dec - 12:34

Pokes tongue out at Matty , not frightened of you .............
Use your tissue Sneezy , I'm just getting over a cold lol ..

by stan Fri 17 Dec - 12:35

:king: this is the King

by Rose Fri 17 Dec - 12:35

Yeah right ,you didnt mean that , anyway stop talking about my husband like that ............

by Matty Fri 17 Dec - 12:35

Sneezy beware of that King.. dont let him see you are a girl he has a roving eye for young girls .. the glass eye is better so if you can keep to his left side you will be OK

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by Bobtail Fri 17 Dec - 12:35

Nipped down to morrisons and got some dont want snow white shouting at me again, when she does it makes me sneeze and pee at the same time..
:sneezy:

by The Rocker Fri 17 Dec - 12:36

Oh :hunt:
what a wonderful chopper ! and so handy too
Comes out of shed
Well,thats all the wood stacked ,wonder whats next

by stan Fri 17 Dec - 12:37

:hunt: It's a clean shed Iv'e got girls that come here to look after things

by Rose Fri 17 Dec - 12:37

Stan if thats the King , I, giving you the elbow ..........

by Matty Fri 17 Dec - 12:38

:11: Now in my innocence I am wondering what Sneezy bought at Morrisons.. Welcome to Snows Kitchen - Page 2 8618

maybe if was Beechams Hot lemons to stop her sneezing?

PS.. oh I see now and there was me thinking it was something else!

by Bobtail Fri 17 Dec - 12:41

Right I am not to let the king know that really I am a buxom blonde with big blue eyes, puts silly hat back on and red nose.. :sneezy:

by Rose Fri 17 Dec - 12:43

Matty , what wicked thoughts you have !!!
Your worse than me ...

by Matty Fri 17 Dec - 12:44

Well done Sneezy.. now info from the Archives about the Queen.. "she is icily beautiful yet grotesquely evil".. so beware we must protect Snow White

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by Bobtail Fri 17 Dec - 12:44

Now wonder what this chopper is that I keep hearing about..is it one of these..
:sneezy:

by Rose Fri 17 Dec - 12:45

Didnt you know he has X Ray eyes Bobtail ???

by stan Fri 17 Dec - 12:45

:hunt: no it's one you hold

by Matty Fri 17 Dec - 12:46

Bobtail wrote:Nipped down to morrisons and got some dont want snow white shouting at me again, when she does it makes me sneeze and pee at the same time..
:sneezy:

WQueen.. when I voiced my thoughts aloud the image on Sneezy's post wan't there.. so I did wonder if the image should have been Tena Lady ... Welcome to Snows Kitchen - Page 2 8618

by Bobtail Fri 17 Dec - 12:47

I must protect snow white from that evil nasty piece of work who has a fettish to talking to mirrors.. :sneezy:

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